Ariel

== Ariel== Ariel is the Star of the Disney movie the little mermaid. She constantly longs to be up on land, and wants to be with her lover Prince Eric.

True Story.
What most people think is that Ariel is care free and loving, this is not true. In her teen years she was a prostitute and still is. The proof is in her longings for legs.

She has won over nine thousand trips to jail for prostituting herself for Ursula.

Another strange thing is that she is the daughter of Ursula. One night Ursula snuck into ariels room and slept with her. The result was Melony, Ariels daughter.

Stupidity
While she may appear to be smart, she's actually incredibly stupid. In the prequal tv show, Ursula makes a few appearances all of which she tries to take control of Atlantica. Ariel figures out her plans every time and foils them every time. Then a year later she trusts ursula after several attempts to destroy Atlantica..... See! And in Kingdom Hearts after she is tricked by Ursula she falls for the same trick in the sequal..... Either she's WAY too trustfyl of people, or she's retarded.

Trivia.

 * She has prostituted herself soo many times, she got every underwater STD in less than a week.
 * She absolutely hates and loves her dad...WTF?
 * She once made a video where she laments about not having a vagina you can veiw it here.Dirty Little Mermaid504432-ariel1_super.jpg